Friday, March 9, 2007

My Favorite Celebrity Cheaters

I thought we would take a little break from the usual topic and inject a little levity.

Since infidelity is rampant in all circles of life I have decided to list some of my favorite Celebrity Cheaters of all time.

Feel free to add your favorite Celebrity Cheaters if you think I missed anyone of note.

No need for a lengthy intro lets just get to them and why they are MY favorites.



1. Bill Clinton
The man in bad ass, he was president, got down with the intern, and still had the balls to go on National TV and say “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”










2. Hugh Grant
Got busted in a parked car getting head from a hooker then went on the late night talk show circuit (Leno & Letterman) to explain and joke about it. He still is one of the top romantic comedy actors in the world… he came out almost unscathed from the whole episode.








3. Mick Jagger
Whose infidelities Jerry Hall (wife who filed for divorce in ‘99) tolerated for years until it became known that he’d fathered a secret love-child with Brazilian model Luciana Morad. Yup you read right… FOR YEARS. By the way… Hall began a secret affair with Jagger while still engaged to English singer Bryan Ferry.








4. Jack Nicholson
Whose infidelity actress Anjelica Huston says she tolerated during their 17-year relationship, because “he was 'the world's sexiest, most gorgeous man.” The Joker has a lot of game.

















5. Prince Charles
He cheated on the late Princess Diana in an ongoing affair with a much older Camilla Parker Bowles. Then he finally married her. This was more amusing to me than anything. The Prince of England who could get any chick he wanted (okay, any English chick he wanted) and he picks a woman that could pass for his Aunt.















6. Brad Pitt
Come on, Angelina Jolie vs Jennifer Aniston… No Contest.


















7. Jude Law
He cheated on Sienna Miller with his children’s nanny. What married man hasn’t thought about nailing the nanny, unless it’s one of those old ones? Its start, he could do way better than Sienna but I guess he had to learn to crawl before he could walk.
















8. Kobe Bryant
The best clutch shooter in the NBA got busted in Colorado with a hotel Concierge after accused him of rape. The night after being accused of rape, Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant told sheriff's investigators that the sex with his accuser was consensual — and admitted to similar encounters with another woman who he said could testify about his sexual tendencies.

Eventually the Judge threw out the sexual assault case against him, Kobe won back the love of his wife with a 4 million dollar diamond and a tattoo on his shoulder commemorating his eternal love. The man is clutch, you got to give him that.



9. Ryan Phillippe
Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe announced their separation after reports surfaced that Phillippe carried on an affair with Australian actress Abbie Cornish (in pic) on the set of their upcoming movie. Just like Jude Law, Ryan can do much better.















10. I don’t really have a ten-spot so feel free to send me your suggestions.


A.C.

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Anonymous said...

African American basketball players can get away with anything. They screw underage girls all the time. Their coach will roundup girls for them to screw. When there is heat they pay people off.