Friday, December 22, 2006

Setting up a Home Field Advantage

The right environment is critical for success in any endeavor, and cheating on a girlfriend is no different. Creating the right climate both physically and mentally will provide a huge home field advantage. It’s a lifestyle forged for the sole purpose of propagating your infidelity. It will significantly decrease the amount of stress that might accompany your infidelity, as well as reducing the chances of being discovered.


Unexpected VisitsYour first objective should be to eliminate unexpected visits by any of your women. This is one of the most common ways of getting caught, for obvious reasons. If your girlfriend drops by unexpectedly while you’re with another woman there is no real way of escaping the situation. Obviously this is something you want to avoid at all costs. Feeling safe in your own home is paramount, and you can never quite achieve that feeling unless you have terminated the unexpected visits, especially when you’re in the business of having girls visit you frequently.


Create Generic Domestic EnvironmentNow that you feel comfortable enough to bring a woman into your home, make sure your house and room are as generic as possible. By this I mean eliminate all belongings, pictures, and memoirs of any women in your life. If you didn’t have a picture out for display then you wouldn’t have that predicament.


Remove EvidenceWomen leave incidental evidence wherever they go; strands of hair, tissues in the wastebasket, and more. Right now there is probably a plethora of evidence casually left lying around your domicile by your woman, which could become your downfall if you don’t keep an eye out for it. Lipstick on the glass they drink out of, pieces of paper they might make a note on with female penmanship, clothing, and leaving behind anything cute for you to find that lets you know they are thinking of you. It might be a nice gesture, but to you it’s just another way to get caught.


Important NoteOne piece of advice that I left to the end to emphasize its importance. I want it to stay with you: never under any circumstances give any of your women the key to your house or apartment. You cannot allow them unrestricted access to your home environment or to you.
Sure it’s a little bit of work, but creating and maintaining this home field advantage will go a long way in keeping your girlfriend oblivious to your cheating ways.

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