Wednesday, December 20, 2006

The Second Unbreakable Rule of How To Cheat On Your Girlfriend and Not Get Caught

--DO NOT HOOK UP WITH ANY CHICKS FROM WORK--

This is actually a good rule of thumb in general, but especially vital when you’re cheating on your girlfriend.Adhering to this rule is imperative for multiple reasons, but none as important as the following:Any female you work with has access to you for eight hours a day, minimum. You’re trapped at work, thus you are trapped along with her. She has access to the people who work next to you who can overhear telephone conversations, and if she is sneaky enough she can have access to your emails. Also, if you want to go on a lunch date with another woman it will be much harder to get away. If you receive any special cards for you birthday or one of your other women decides to stop by your work to "surprise" you this could lead to an ugly altercation could easily have been prevented.

I been there personally, trust me it’s not worth it to no matter how hot she is. A little trim is not worth the 40+ hours of headaches a woman can cause you at work, and that’s just taking into account normal relationship ups and downs.

Now imagine if she caught you cheating on her… you might as well quit.

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