When Should You Get Rid of Your Mistress?

I get this question quite frequently, and my answer is always “depends.” There is no set time frame that is applicable for any one woman or relationship.

You and only know the dynamics of your relationship with your mistress, and therefore you and only you can make the call when its time to give her the boot.

But there are a few tell tale signs that you can look for that will let you know that your relationship has ripened and its time to get out.


It’s Time to Dump Your Mistress When:

1. When she starts getting clingy and starts acting like your girlfriend.
- Increased volume of calls
- Increased volume of text messages

2. When she is demanding to spend more time with you, and infringes on your time with your girlfriend.

3. When she starts costing you as much or more than your girlfriend financially (dates, presents, etc.)

4. If she doesn’t know you have a girlfriend but starts getting suspicious and begins asking questions or snooping around.

5. When she asks to be your girlfriend, or asks you to dump your girlfriend so she can take her place.

6. When she starts showing up unannounced to:
- Your home
- Your work


These are all good rules of thumb to go by to let you know that your escapade with your other woman has probably run its course.

Now actually executing a successful breakup with your mistress is another proposition all together, and you have to play it carefully.

In my next blog I will cover Breaking Up With Your Mistress.

Stay Tuned.


Take Care,
A.C.

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Treat Your Girlfriend Like A Princess

The title of this blog is what I tell guys that ask me how to keep their women from being suspicious.

If it doesn’t make any sense initially, then give it some thought. Sometimes the best offense is the best defense.

It’s very simple; just treat her like all women fantasize about being treated, like a princess. Romance her and pay her generous compliments often, buy her little tokens of affection to let her know you are thinking about her, call her to say you just wanted to hear her voice, and when you two are together focus only on her without any distractions.

Keeping her in fantasyland will accomplish many things that are beneficial to your hidden agenda.

She will become totally enamored with you, and be more willing to give in to little things such as letting you go out all night with your friends, she might not even mind if you don’t call her till the next day.

She will be less likely to worry about other women or become overly suspicious of your activities since you are continuously showing her that she is the main focus of your life.

You can start to see the line of reasoning; if she is happy she will let you do things that she might not otherwise. If you keep her in princess fantasyland she will have no reason to suspect anything, leaving you free to cheat on her as you desire.

This is an indirect way of reinforcing your way of keeping your girlfriend in check. Instead of accomplishing this directly by telling her what you want or forcing your philosophy on her, you let her do it to herself.

This method will take more creativity and manipulation, as well as more work and effort on your part, but when executed correctly the rewards far outweigh the labor involved.

Keeping her happy means keeping her mind occupied with romance and satisfaction of your relationship. Keeping her mind occupied means fewer chances for her to be wondering what you might be getting into.

It works, trust me.

Happy Cheating,

A.C.

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Keeping A Distance Between Your Women

The distance separating your women is a significant weapon in your arsenal. Many would be players and cheaters usually make the mistake of dating women that reside in too close of a proximity to one another, which can result in a multitude of issues.

Yes, I realize that dating women that live closer to each other also has a couple of advantages, slight as they might be, these advantages do not outweigh the negative repercussions. Sure there is less driving time between the two women so you have less time to account for when your girlfriend wants to know where you’re at, as well as saving you money on gas, with prices around $4.60 a gallon (I live in LA) that’s a significant consideration.

However, both of those benefits are trumped by the fact ultimate end game, which is getting caught, and dating women that live in the same town, city, or county definitely can get you caught.

Everything is relative though, so you live in a large metropolitan city such as Los Angeles or New York then you can afford to date multiple women in the same city, since the chances of getting caught are miniscule. Since the population cross section is so large most often times you will get away with it, but the chance still remains. This problem is accentuated in smaller more enclosed cities and towns since you have more opportunity to be in the same place at the same time with a particular person than in a larger metropolitan area. This obviously brings certain issues into the forefront if you are with your girlfriend and your mistress just happens to be there as well.

But if you’re dating a girl that lives in LA for instance, you could greatly reduce the chances of getting caught if your other woman lives in Orange County (25 to 30 minute drive depending on traffic). This distance is just great enough to eliminate you accidentally running into your other woman at the mall, a restaurant, grocery store or some other random location since they would usually be going to those places in their area of residence. Thus leaving you free to hang out with your girlfriend in LA without having to look over your shoulder and worry about running into your other woman.

Another problem eliminated by incorporating distance between the women in your rotation is that they are less likely to “drop by,” or be “in the neighborhood,” allowing them to check up on you when you’re inaccessible to them. It’s amazing how a 20 – 30 mile buffer will eradicate this behavior since most women will not want to make the effort. This in itself is worth the added distance, peace of mind is necessary to help you focus on getting away with all the other aspects of cheating.

Let’s get back to dating multiple women in large metropolitan areas. Like I mentioned earlier, this situation allows you more leeway but you still have to keep in mind of the location of your women. Obviously you don’t want them to be in the same neighborhood, probably not even in the same side of the city. If you are dating a girl from the South side, then it’s probably a good idea for your other woman to be from the North side. This also brings in other factors that will help keep your women apart such as the difference in cultures on different sides of the same city.
You can easily say that a girl from the South side of Chicago would be different than a girl from the North side; therefore their lifestyles would vary as well adding another layer of security for you. Different lifestyles equal different interests, hobbies, employment, etc. This applies to any region you live in. Its safe to say that a girl from Los Angeles has a different lifestyle than a girl from Orange County (the reason I refer to Orange County rather than a city in Orange County is that the OC is more renown as a county than as individual cities), as there is a difference in the lives of a woman that lives in New York and one from New Jersey.

So ensure that you keep a safe buffer between your women, and you can drastically reduce the chances of running into one of them while you’re with the other, and vice versa.

Take Care,
A.C.


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Time To Communicate

When you’re recruiting a new mistress, you have to play it like if you weren’t a cheater that already has a girlfriend, but as a normal guy trying to impress the girl to get her interested enough to put out.

This means that you have to do all those things that you usually do when you’re first “courting” a candidate for dating or to eventually fill the role of your girlfriend.

So after you’ve made the initial introductions and got her contact information, you now have to try to “get know her,” but what you’re really trying to do is say all the right things to get her to go out with you… we’ve all played that game.

Unfortunately, you have that pesky little problem of already having a girlfriend that impedes your ability to talk to the potential mistress at any given time. So you have to plot in advance how you will go about it without your girlfriend catching a whiff of your plans. This is even more imperative if you live with your girlfriend since you’re time is even scarcer in that situation.

With technology these days you can substitute texting and email for actual phone conversation, so it’s to your advantage to use it. A couple of text message exchanges throughout the day (when you’re girlfriend is not around) can easily take the place of what used require a half hour conversation on the phone. As long as you maintain the contact, staying in her mental focus you have achieved your goal.

Another easy way to maintain her interest is through email. If you have access to external email applications (Yahoo, Gmail) from work, and she has the time to email during working hours, then you can maintain a conversation throughout the day without much effort.

The same goes for online messaging (Yahoo Messenger, etc.) where you can enjoy a nice conversation without the worry of your girlfriend finding out, or trying to fit in the time for a phone call around your girlfriend’s shopping habits.

Just remember to erase all your text messages and emails from your Inbox and sent messages folders (On your phone and email),, so there is no proof for a snooping girlfriend.

But even with these alternative communication opportunities, you still have to slip in a phone conversation; otherwise things will start to fizzle. No other means of communication can really take the place of a phone conversation where you can get the instant response of the other person’s voice.

This is where you will have to get creative to be able to create the time and place to have these conversations, even more so if you live with your girlfriend.

If you live independently of your current significant other you’ll just have to account for the time you spent talking to this new woman, but only if your girlfriend asks. Obviously you can say you were watching a movie or sports, but you better make sure you can give a quick synopsis of the plot, or the accounts and score of the game.

But for those of you who aren’t as lucky then getting out of the house is your best bet for an uninterrupted conversation. Offer to go to the store to buy groceries, go to the gym, shoot hoops, visit your parents, or whatever can get you a half an hour of free time. Then go park somewhere and do your thing. Just remember to vary it and not always do it on the same day at around the same time, this will keep both women from noticing a pattern.

You can also have quick conversations on the way home from work, or if you’re out running errands.

Obviously you can also just wait for your girl to leave the house, which if she has a set schedule is worth waiting for, to go shopping or whatever. But this also makes her arrival unpredictable and you should be aware of the time frame she will be gone so you can start wrapping up your conversation before she gets back home.

In the end there are many ways you can communicate and create time for conversation, just plan ahead and you should be alright.

A.C.

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Infidelity Phone Tips

Although the phone can be a huge liability, you can learn to use it to your advantage.

Multiple Cell Phones
The best advice I can give you is to get a second cell phone. They are relatively affordable these days and defiantly worth it. Make sure that it’s a different carrier than what you currently use so there is no mix up with the bills. Get paperless statements or use an alternate address where the monthly statements are sent to (P.O. Box, or work address if applicable). Us his alternate cell phone to communicate with all your secondary women, thus separating your phone communications entirely. Keep the phone in your car, or leave it at work (if you live with your girlfriend), or some place where she won’t accidentally find it.

Home Phones vs. Cell Phones
Only give out your cell number, never your home number. The cell phone you can control, it's always in your possession where as the home phone you leave unattended quite frequently when you are out, at work, or at school. Second you don't want to walk in with your girlfriend, click on the answering machine and hear another girl talking about your date last night when you were supposed to be at your “family function”.

Use Aliases
Subsequently, keep your secondary women's phone numbers on your cell phone under an alias, preferribly a male alias. Never use their real names, use initials if you have to just as long as there is no evidence for the snooping girlfriend.This is better than making the numbers secret (some phones have that function) for the simple fact that it will arouse suspicion on why that particular number would be classified as such.

Family Phone Number
Do not give out your family's home number to anyone, not even your girlfriend. This would greatly weaken your most powerful alibi if she had the option to call and ask to talk to you, thus verifying whether you are there or not.

Work Phone
Don’t give out your work phone number to either your girlfriend or your mistresses. If they need to get in touch with you during the work day impress upon them that they need to do it using your cell phone(s). Tell them that your employer frowns upon employees using their phones for personal calls. This serves as a protective barrier in multiple ways shielding you from emotionally clingy women, as well preserves any work related alibi/excuse you use with any of your women. If they can’t call to check on you then they can’t shoot holes in your stories.

Texting
If you text with your women (girlfriend or mistresses), make it a standard operating procedure to erase all you stored received text messages, sent text, and saved draft messages in your phone. You can either selectively erase just the ones from your mistresses but I suggest you erase everything and if anyone of them asks you tell them you do it to save memory on your phone.

If you have any phone tips for the readers, feel free to post them in the comments section. We’re always open to new and innovative ideas.

Take Care,
A.C.

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Cheating on Your Live In Girlfriend

A lot of guys who live with their girlfriends secretly yearn for the opportunity to get with another woman on the side. As you can imagine this situation provides unique barriers to cheating on your girlfriend. It’s far more difficult to catch some trim on the side with your girlfriend aware of most of your on goings on a daily basis.

It can be done, there’s no doubt about that. Anything can be done, you just have to realize that you’re working with a huge handicap, and even more so a far better chance of getting caught. Once you have accepted those to fundamental principles of your lifestyle then you can take the next step.

Establish a Plausible Reason That Gets You Out of the House
This is crucial to getting time away from your woman, and you have to come up with something that she does not want to tag along for. Pick up a hobby that she despises that requires ample amount of time, like model airplane flying, fishing, or golf. Tell her you and some guys from the office are starting a business which requires your skills for a certain amount of hours per week.

Ensure your Mistress has her own place
Avoid women that live with their parents. Obviously you can’t take her to your place and going to a hotel leaves behind too much evidence on credit card statements, receipts, etc. Plus always going to a motel is going to lead the Mistress to wondering why she can’t go to your place.

Rent a Room
Rent a RoomIf you’re planning to make this a regular thing, rent a room from someone you don’t know, and only use it when you’re with your other women. I don’t mean a motel either. I’m referring to a monthly rental, like an apartment sublet, or someone renting a room in their house. Always pay in cash and try not to leave too much of a trail, don’t tell you’re new roommate about what you’re doing either.

Make Sure Your Mistress Lives in a Different Town
Preferably two or three towns apart makes it even better. This is always a standard course of action, but especially important if you live with your girlfriend. You don’t want to be running into your mistress at the local Blockbuster.

Pack a Change of Clothes
Make sure you pack a change of clothes that you can switch into for your dates with your mistress, then change back before you go home. This eliminates her perfume/scent, makeup, hair on your clothes that your girlfriend might find. Your girlfriend has access to your laundry so she can snoop through it anytime she wants.

Clean Up before You Go Home
Find a bathroom that you can use either at the gym, the association pool/club house, the park or anywhere else accessible. After you change out of your date clothes, wipe yourself down with a wet towel to remove any perfume/scent, makeup, hair that you might have incidentally picked up on your date. Air out your car on the way home roll down all the windows in your car to, and check to see if your mistress left anything behind.

Prepare a Lie for Your Girlfriend
She’s probably eagerly anticipating your arrival, wanting what you did all day playing golf, how many fish you caught, or what projects you accomplished at the side business. So you better think of something before you walk through the door.

Hope this was helpful. If there are any guys out there in this exact situation and have some good tips for the readers, feel free to pass them along in the comments section.

Take Care,
A.C.


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Excuses to Facilitate Your Infidelity

When you’re dating multiple women simultaneously, you often need to find excuses to slip away from your girlfriend to spend time with your other women. This can become a problem if your ability to create excuses is not well developed.

With this in mind I decided to categorize my most rock solid, best excuses that I have battle tested, and feel confident in using. These are not specific excuses, but certain types that you can use as long as you customize them to your particular situation.

Family:
Use your family. This is the most abundant resource you have available to you. When you need an excuse to get away from your girlfriend to spend time with your #2 or #3 women, do not hesitate to depend on your family, after all that's what they are there for. For multiple reasons this is you best excuse. One, your significant other cannot try to convince you to get out of it, or change your plans since this is your family and they take precedence. Second, since you put such a high importance on your "family activities" it makes you seem family oriented, which makes you look more attractive to women, since you are now seen as family oriented. Your girlfriend can’t question the amount of time you spend with your family so if particular “family function” happens to drag on longer than expected, she won’t break your balls with an interrogation.

Friends:
You need to have a couple of friends that you can use as an excuse. Make sure that these two specially selected friends can keep quiet about what you’re doing, especially to their own significant others. Also, always inform these friends if you’re going to use them as an excuse BEFORE you do, so you can get your stories straight upfront eliminating the scramble later on when your girlfriend is asking questions.

Work:
Using your place of employment might seem like a great excuse to create some time to cheat; telling your girlfriend your working late, that you will be in an extended meeting, and the most daring one of all; that you’ll be away on a business trip. But there is an inherent problem with these types of alibis, unless you work at a small company consisting of your friends, you will have no one who will lie for you. Sure you can get a buddy to cover for you in the office in case your girlfriend calls in to check on you, but what if the receptionist answers the call, or the call gets forwarded to your boss? Will they lie for you? Then you have to tell them why you are avoiding your own girlfriend, an uncomfortable scenario at the very least. What if your girlfriend is suspicious to the point where she shows up, or poses as your sister or mother on the phone to verify your whereabouts? There are just too many intangibles to use your job as safe alibi. If this is the best you can come up with, then at least use it sparingly.

Random:
Random, disposable excuses that you only use once work very well. They leave no discernable pattern, which means no matching variables for your girlfriend to dissect. If it’s a one time only excuse there is nothing to compare it to, meaning no anomalies to exploit. But you have to use these sparingly and during different time frames (i.e. don’t use different random excuses for the same time, on the same day of the week) otherwise that inherently negates the “randomness” of the excuse since certain facts remain similar. Stick to different excuses, on different days, during different windows of time (when you’re with your other women) and you’ll trigger far fewer women’s intuition alarm bells.

If you have some good excuses that you’ve used in the past, or revolving ones that you currently use and think it could benefit someone else, then do us all a favor and tell us about in the comments section. After all, every new excuse is an opportunity to cheat on our girlfriends.

Take Care,

A.C.



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Women In Your Rotation Run In Cycles

Women, like most things, have a tendency to run in cycles, especially your #2 and #3 girls in your rotation. Once your secondary women realize that the relationship is not growing, not leading to anything serious as they had hoped, they will eventually lose interest and fall out of your rotation.

This is good if you're looking to change up your rotation.

This is bad if it happens with your main girlfriend; remember it works both ways, so don’t forget to lavish enough attention on her to keep her content with your relationship.

Once your rotation comes full circle, you will notice that your #2 and #3 women will most likely exit your rotation around the same time throughout the cycle. Expect this to happen; don't be surprised by it, and make sure to plan for it. After all you aren't giving these women what they are looking for, so naturally they will search for a more enriching relationship elsewhere.

Once this scenario reveals itself you have two options; count your lucky stars that your girlfriend didn’t catch you, and retire from cheating with the self satisfaction that you managed to carry off a feat that most men only dream of, let alone have the fortitude to even attempt. Or, you might like the excitement that you set up another rotation and tempt fate again. It's your call, you will get better with each new rotation you set up, but your odds of eventually getting caught will increase as well.

I've had numerous Three-Girl rotations that worked out perfectly due to the fact that the arithmetic made it easy (three women, seven days in the week). But I was once ambitious too, and thought I could manage four women at one time. Hell, I thought, what's one more date, what's one more lie, what's one more night of sex.

Well one more date is more money out of your pocket, more time spent away from your main girlfriend leaving her at home wondering where you are. One more lie adds up exponentially in your flimsy house of cards you have built on all your false truths. Don't forget, lies are harder to remember and regurgitate upon demand because they never happened. You have to think about who you told it to, and when you told it.

What you really end up doing is tiring yourself out, and eventually getting your lies mixed up. The latter never happened to me, but the first definitely did. After four days of dating four different women I needed a break to just relax and hang out with my friends. But that day off never came because by the fifth day my main girlfriend was demanding to see me, and if I didn't oblige there would be complications.

Always keep in mind that spending time with women is never easy due to their emotional nature. One evening spent with a woman can wear a man down both mentally and physically (depending on your activities of the evening). If you have an argument (and we all know this will eventually happen) and have to spend the evening trying to console her and get back in her good graces, it might tire you out for the next day. If you spend a night romping around in the sack till four in the morning, you will be exhausted the next day, especially if you work a nine to five.
So after about two weeks of dating four women I quickly realized that this was a path leading directly towards failure, forcing me to cut the fourth woman loose.

And you know what, I didn't even miss her. In fact I valued my day off and my sanity so much that I have never attempted dating more than three women simultaneously again.
Please take it under advisement from someone with wide-ranging experience with the rotation ... three girls should be every man’s limit.

I know there are some of you out there that manage to date more than three women at the same time; my hats off to all of ya’ll. Send me some comments to let all my readers know how you manage your time and how you’re able to handle your ladies’ demands.

Thanks,
A.C.


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Women Notice The Slightest Changes

Recently I had a phone conversation with my girlfriend that reinforced how sensitive women are to the slightest aberration in your demeanor or approach to them, and how quickly they can spot that subtle change.

It was the slightest divergence from my usual tone on the phone, something that would escape the male psyche as irrelevant, yet my girl managed to pick up on it.

When she calls I usually answer the phone in a boisterous “what’s up” just for fun as well as to emphasize that I’m happy to hear from her (little things like that go along way to keep women content in a relationship).

This particular time when I answered her call my “what’s up” was less enthusiastic and a little muted. Instantly she asked, without saying hello or anything of the sort, “are you at your parents house?”

I was taken aback at her insight, which I presumed was derived from my low-key salutation but I quizzed her to be sure.

“Why you ask that,” I inquired.

To which she replied “You always have less excited hello when you answer your cell at your parent’s house, like you’re not supposed to be on the phone or something.”
I laughed and then I explained to her “that I try to be a bit more respectful when I’m at the parent’s, that’s why I tone it down a bit.”

After I got off the phone with her I started to think about how effectively she identified the situation and was able to determine the slightest change in my tone and realize that things were out of the norm.

This led me to think about all the other subtle changes that women could be detecting especially when one is trying to hide their infidelity.

Small reminders such as this are great motivational tools to keep you on your game, to let you know that most women are extremely in tune with their men and can sense the slightest abnormality in their demeanor or daily habits.

Make sure you keep your game tight, don’t deviate from your normal routine so they don’t have anything to notice.

Take Care,
A.C.

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Three Girl Rotation for Infidelity

In all my experience, setting up a rotation of women has proven to be the most viable and effective tool to juggle multiple relationships simultaneously.

Like a Major League Baseball manager sets up a rotation of his pitching staff, setting up a rotation of your women will allow you to establish predictability in an otherwise unstable formula. Not to mention, it will enable you to realize your hierarchy of women in case your feelings ever get in the way and you forget whichone is the most important. Your main girlfriend is your Ace, and all the other women follow her in the rotation

Each day the manager starts a different starting pitcher, and each day you should be seeing a different woman.

This repertoire should include no more than three women at any one given point. Why not four or five? Well, we all fantasize about being players of extraordinary proportions with the ability to handle every woman that comes our way. But if you are just starting out, my advice to you is to stick with two or three until you’ve mastered the basics.

Splitting time between two women is difficult enough but every time you add another woman into the mix, you exponentially increase your chances of getting caught. In fact you might be setting yourself up for failure and embarrassment before you ever begin. Do not let your ambition get the better of you, stay within yourself and you will be well rewarded using the Three-Girl Rotation

The Three-Girl Rotation
Cheating is a lot like the odds at Las Vegas. You can only play for so long before fate inevitably turns against you. It's simple arithmetic, follow along and I’ll explain.

You have to realize that women need attention from their man. For every woman you have, you need to allocate a certain amount of time to spend with them, easy enough right? Well here is where it gets tricky. Women simply cannot wait patiently for more than a certain amount of time without seeing their man, that’s just how they are wired.

This issue leaves open only a limited window of opportunity for you to immerse yourself in other women.

But what is that amount of time, that’s the million dollar question? It depends on the individual woman; you will have to determine that for yourself. However, there is a simple equation I’ll share with you that works pretty well as a rule of thumb. If all things are normal (meaning no special days like birthdays, holidays, or events) a woman will seek out her man a minimum of every third day, sometimes even more frequently depending on her personality. Consequently the Three-Girl rotation comes into play.

Example:
Say you go out with your girlfriend on Monday; visit your number 2 girl on Tuesday, and your number 3 on Wednesday. Inevitably your girlfriend, who by the way you've been neglecting to see for the last couple of days, is pining away for your attention and getting somewhat impatient. She can wait one day, maybe even two days, but asking her to wait more than that is just trouble. Either she will get so frustrated with you that she'll start an argument, refuse to talk to you (which might not be all that bad depending on your woman), or just show up unexpectedly to surprise you and possibly catch you in the middle one of your dates.

So two days in between seeing any woman is probably the maximum amount of time you can safely allocate. It’s really not worth jeopardizing your relationship for one extra girl (day) in your rotation. Remember, you can always drop one of the existing secondary women if someone new and more tantalizing appears on the horizon.

I suggest you stick to this system when starting out and if you feel like you have the talent to expand your operations than by all means do so, but carefully, adding only one woman at a time. The reason for the Three-Girl rotation is to reduce the chances of getting caught while allowing you freedom and piece of mind. Dating numerous women is very difficult and exhausting.

Keeping track of who you are going out with, where you’ve been, and what lies you have told is quite a demanding task. Not to mention the many other commitments you might have including work, family, and friends that also significantly impose on your personal time. You need to schedule yourself a little down time to clear your mind. The three-girl rotation will allow you just enough of time to stay on top of your game.

Take Care,
A.C.

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A Female Cheater Shares Her Infidelity Secrets

Sometimes I receive the best ideas or strategies from my readers. Recently I got one that was a gem from one of my female readers (Oh yea the ladies cheat too, even though it's far less documented). In fact it was so good I thought I’d share it with everyone just to demonstrate that it’s not only the men that come up with clever ploys.

My imaginary girlfriend....
One of the challenges to being a serial dater/cheater is staying unmarked, especially because I occasionally like to play rough. To circumvent this issue, I have invented an imaginary girlfriend. Since roughly 90% of the straight men I have ever met fantasize about having a 3 some with 2 women, they never seem to complain about the idea of me having a woman on the side. As a matter of fact, merely the thought that there is a slim chance that one day she might wind up in bed with us is enough to cause an instant hard-on.

The imaginary girlfriend is also dominant. She likes to play rough and does not like it when I sleep with men, so whenever we are together she marks me with bites and sucks. So, now, instead of the big purple bruise on the inside of my thigh being a liability, it has turned into an advantage.

Imaginary girlfriend has lots of other positives too. Since she is imaginary, I can make her live anywhere. Currently she lives about 1.5 hours away and I go visit her once a month, once every six weeks, or how often I want to pretend to visit her. This gives me the perfect out to travel, meet new people, or just ditch my current dates for a couple of days.

I love imaginary girlfriend!!!!

I have to say that borders on genius. Not only for the fact that it gives her a perfect escape to meet new men, explain any marks or bruises that can be interpreted as sexual, but plays on the ever ubiquitous three-some fantasy of all men.

After all what man wouldn’t want his girl to have a girlfriend? Like she said just the thought that her girlfriend might wind up in bed with us one day is enough justification to not question that relationship.I’m not too proud to admit, she would have gotten me with that scheme and I would have never been the wiser.

I have to hand it to her she figured out a way to prey on all men’s desires and weaknesses simultaneously.

Congratulations, I’m impressed.

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Different Degrees of Infidelity

There are different levels of infidelity, some much more subtle than others.What I most often discuss in my blogs is full-on sexual intimacy with another woman, the most blatant of all sins in a monogamous relationship.

But what about the lesser evils, little things that most of us have been guilty of at one time or another?

1. What about the guy that befriends a woman and forms an emotional bond, that develops in a strong friendship? He shares with her intimate details of his life and she reciprocates. They spend quite a bit of time together without any physical contact, but nevertheless their friendship blossoms far more than just normal interaction between a man and a woman? Should this guy’s girlfriend consider this cheating. Should he hide this friendship from his girlfriend in an effort not to upset her?

2. What about the woman who during a night out with the girls gets a little too intoxicated and subtly exchanges a kiss with a guy on the dance floor? They spend the night dancing together and talking, but at the end of the evening they go their separate ways without exchanging any contact information. With her sexual appetite is revitalized by feeling desired by another man, she goes to her boyfriend who receives her full-on sexual attention and release. Should her boyfriend, in this case, consider her actions as cheating?

3. Having lunch with your ex? Even if nothing sexual transpires, just the situation itself is suspicious. The fact that you’re spending time with someone you once had an intimate relationship with, both emotionally and physically, can be called into question. Should the other party consider this cheating?

It all comes down to your own point of view. All of these situations are subjective to personal interpretation whether you would consider it cheating.

I will address it from a cheaters perspective;

Forming a non physical friendship with a member of the opposite sex, no matter how intimate of an emotional bond it might become, this still can’t be considered cheating. I can understand how some girlfriend’s can feel betrayed by this, but without any physical contact I don’t think it can be construed as anything more than just a close friendship. But if the man involved is smart, he will keep this from his girlfriend to eliminate the potential jealousy that might develop.

Kissing is usually not cheating, depending on the situation and frequency. But if it happens only once, under accidental circumstances especially if alcohol was involved, then it could be considered just that; an accident. However, if the frequency increases then it can be seen as cheating, amplified if she is kissing the same person numerous times.

If you consider having lunch with your ex cheating then you are far too jealous and attached to your partner. If nothing sexual occurs then you should have enough confidence in yourself and your relationship to overlook such circumstances. Now if this becomes a regular occurrence then you might want to keep your eye on the situation, but once or twice a year should not raise any alarms.

But as stated earlier, much of how you feel about this depends on your point of view. Let me know what you think about these different degrees of infidelity, or if you even consider them as infidelity.

Also if there are other subtle levels of cheating that I might not have addressed, let me know and I will give you my point of view.

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A Day In the Life of a Cheater

Occasionally, I have readers write me asking what it's like to date multiple women at the same time. I've tried to think of way that I could capture the life of a cheater, to try to make it interesting enough of a read while conveying the rigors and challenges involved with the deception and the management of both your time and the volatile personalities of your women.

What I came up with was simplest example I could give you to portray the life of a cheater; a day in my life.

Last Friday…

5:45 am
Wake up.

7:00 am
Leave the house

7:30 am
Arrive at work.

8:00 am
Email my girlfriend, my secondary woman, and my booty call from separate, non work email accounts. Set up the weekend rotation to split my time accordingly witch each woman.

12:30 pm
Meet with my #2 girl for lunch to appease her, since I won't be seeing her again till Sunday afternoon sometime. We mess around a little in the parking lot, and almost get caught by the Parking Lot Attendant. Lunch time thrills make for quick second half of the work day, unfortunately it wasn't a Nooner.

2:45 pm
Back at the office I call my girlfriend and finalize our plans for that evening. We'll be having dinner and then catch a movie, just a little something chill after a long week of work. I like to keep my Friday's low key since the rest of my week is usually pretty convoluted.

3:15 pm
Throughout the day I'm emailing with my booty call trying to arrange sometime to meet up over the weekend. She wants to hook up tonight, but that's a no go since I already got plans with my girl, as you know. Trying to fit each other into our respective schedules is tricky, especially since she has a boyfriend that's kind of clingy. She emails me back telling me that she'll have some time Saturday afternoon when her man has to take his little brother to a basketball camp. We agree on the time, and I begin formulating my alibi in case my girlfriend or my secondary woman ask me what my plans are during that time.

4:00 pm
I'm off of work, now my weekend will start to get interesting.

4:26 pm
My #2 girl calls and says she wants to see me tonight, some sort of bullshit about missing me after our lunch date. I tell her I can't because I have plans with the boys tonight, but she is insistent in a way only whiny woman can be. I break and agree to go see her before I get home. I re-route my car to her apartment and wonder what the hell she is doing home from work so early. I don't like a sudden change in my women's schedule, makes it hard to plan around.

5:06 pm
I arrive at her apartment, turn my phone on silent in case my girlfriend calls me while I'm there. As I'm walking to her apartment I change my mind, return to my car and leave my phone there. I'm not planning to be there long no need to take a chance. I'm always paranoid that one of my women will get a hold of my phone and go through my recent call logs, even though I got their names under an alias.

5:12 pm
I knock on her door and wait for her to open it. She looks a little distraught but I don't want to open that conversation so I act like I don't notice it. She pays that no mind and engages in it anyway. She wants to "talk," which is always code for it's going to take a while, especially when a woman says that. I don't have time for it though, I have to get home and get ready for my date with my girlfriend.

5:45 pm
I been humoring her for twenty something minutes now, listening to her concerns about our relationship not progressing. I'm waiting for it to end but it's just drawing on and on. I wish I could tell her that relationship will remain in a holding pattern, but I just don't have the time to get into it. I tell her she has raised some good points and that I will have to think about it. This doesn't sit well with her; she wants to address the issue right then and there. I tell I have to go and she gets pissed, but I have no choice I'm already behind schedule as it is.

6:10 pm
I leave on a bad note, but sacrifices have to be made. I get to my car check my phone and sure enough my girlfriend has left me a message after a couple of missed calls. She lets me know she has changed the restaurant she wants to go to and we need to be there half an hour earlier that originally planned. This condenses my allotment of time to get ready, lucky me.

6:20 pm
My #2 girl keeps calling me, but I'm letting it go to voice mail so I don't have to deal with her. If I pick up the phone now it will be a continuation of what happened at her apartment; her bitching me tuning her out.

6:42 pm
I arrive at my house, jump in the shower, get dressed, and I'm out the door in 20 minutes flat. Luckily I have perfected the quick change thanks to all my years of juggling women.

7:02 pm
On the way over to my girlfriend's, I finally take the call from my other woman, who has been blowing up my phone. I tell her I can only talk to her for a little while since I'm pressed for time. She reiterates her concerns and the fact that she is ticked off about me leaving the issue unresolved. I tell her we'll deal with it tomorrow and get off the phone with her abruptly making it appear like I'm angry about her insistence to pursue the conversation. In reality I could have cared less, but I needed to put her in check a little bit; her tenacity was getting out of hand.

7:28 pm
I pick up my girlfriend. We drive to the restaurant. With her its always a pleasant experience, almost makes me want to be monogamous, almost.

7:55 pm
We arrive at the restaurant and barely make the reservations. I can finally relax a little bit, even though my other woman is still calling me throughout the dinner. I turn my phone from vibrate to silent, this way I can tune her out completely.

8:55 pm
We get to the movies in time for the previews, find our seats and watch the plot unfold. I'm distracted, however, since this annoyance with my other woman is on my mind. I contemplate how to resolve this problem. Is it really worth for me to keep the relationship or should I give her the boot. I'm torn. Whenever I'm torn I know I'm in too deep and I should end it. So the decision gets made right there, when three hundred Spartans are beating the hell out of the Persian hordes; the other woman gets the boot later this weekend.

10:15 pm
The movie ends. On our way out I go to the bathroom and I check my voice mails. I have three of them from my other woman. The first two are angry, which I delete immediately without even listening to its contents. Her tone reveals everything I need to know about the state of her mind when she left me that message. The third one is a little more somber and coherent. She's apologizing for her behavior, saying she shouldn't have been so emotional and that she'll wait till tomorrow so we can talk it out. I am relived. The problem has sort of solved itself, at least for the night. Sometimes when you wait out a conflict with a woman, they have a tendency to come to their senses. Regardless, my decision still stands, it ends this weekend.

11:02 pm
We're back at my girlfriends house. We have a couple of drinks and then head straight for the bedroom, yea good times

1:55 am
My girlfriend wants me to spend the night. I debate whether I should or not because that will lead to a long morning of lounging around, perhaps even breakfast, but I have that "talk" scheduled with my other woman that I have to take care of in the morning. Don't forget I'm supposed to meet the booty call in the afternoon.

2:15 am
After fighting off my girlfriend's attempts to keep me there I finally get into my car to go home. I check my phone and I have a text message from my booty call asking me if I'm still up, this is her way of asking to fuck. On my way home I text her back and she calls me. Apparently her boyfriend went out with his buddies and he's drunk not answering her calls. She's pissed and wants to know if she can come over. This will lead to some angry revenge sex, which is always passionate and explicit. I'm tired but I take her up on her offer. I tell her to meet me at my house.

2:35 am
I arrive at my house and my booty call arrives about 10 minutes later. She comes in, complains a little bit about her man, and then we get down to it. She lingers around hinting that she wants to spend the night. I'm too tired to argue so I agree but I tell her she has to leave early because I have plans the next day. Usually I don't let any woman other than my girlfriend spend the night, but I make an exception. This girl is more paranoid about getting caught then I am, so I'm not too worried about any repercussions, plus she knows I have a girlfriend so there is no conflict there.

7:30 am
I wake her up and pretend like I'm getting ready to leave to get her out of my house. Once she leaves I go back to bed, I'm still exhausted. But hooking up with her late night works out for me, now I don't have any plans with her in the afternoon, allowing fmore time when I have the "talk" with my #2 girl. Oh joy.

There you have it; a typical day in the life of a cheater. It's a time consuming, mentally exhausting lifestyle, but you can't beat the benefits.

A.C.


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Breaking Up With Your Mistress, You Have To Do It Right

One of the most frequent questions that I get from readers pertains to breaking up with a woman after the sex/friendship has lost its interest. Usually this topic would be quick and painless to describe; simply tell her the relationship is over, self explanatory.

However, when you’re looking to end a relationship with your mistress, other woman, booty call, or whatever you’re calling her at the time… it can get messy very quickly.

There could be severe repercussions that could find their way back to your girlfriend if you don’t handle the situation with the utmost care right from the start.

The method that has worked best for me over the years is to force her break up with you. Let her make the choice that she no longer wants to be in a relationship with you. This way there are no hurt or angry feelings on her part. She feels invigorated, in control of herself and her destiny, essentially she feels good about leaving you. This is exactly what you want.

Now you don’t want to push her to this conclusion by being a complete asshole (although that would speed things up a bit), since that will be counter productive. You don’t want her to hate you and turn it into some Fatal Attraction type of shit.

You want to play on her dislikes and do things that she genuinely cannot tolerate (besides dropping hints that you’re cheating on her) which will eventually push her over the edge. For instance if she doesn’t like you hanging out all night with the boys drinking, wants you to quit smoking, or can’t stand one of your friends, then your course of action is obvious. If she has any pet peeves that drive her up the wall make sure you engage in a couple of those.

Dropping little bombs into your daily conversations like; “I never want to have children,” or “I’m going to quit my job and move back home” are a couple of gems that will get the hamster wheel turning in her mind, making her wonder if you really are the right guy for her. Which we both know you’re not.

Once you have pushed her to the break up conversation, and you can always feel this coming a couple of days in advance, just wait patiently until she wants to get together and “talk.”
You’ll be eagerly anticipating it as she comes to you with a heavy heart trying to soften the blow and let you down easy, try to not grin from ear to ear knowing she’s giving you exactly what you want, a way out!

You have to remember to treat the break up very delicately.

Try to pretend that you're genuinely remorseful about what happened between the two of you, and that you wish you could have made it work. Make it look like you cared about her and that she was more important to you than she actually was. Do not act indifferent or nonchalant. This is important because it will make her feel like she mattered to you, it will keep her in a more sad and somber state of mind rather than angry or spiteful.

You do not want to treat her as if she was immaterial since it will create the second set of emotions I just described, and it will induce them to try hurt you in return. Which of course could problems with your girlfriend if you’re finding dead rabbits at your door, or she decides to mark up your car in lip stick one day. These are the kind of things that make girlfriends wonder.
As you can see, this is a very dangerous game you have to play, especially if you want to keep this from your main girlfriend.

Under no circumstance should you ever tell any secondary woman (that doesn’t know already) that you have been seeing other women, especially during the breakup. This might prompt her on seek out the other woman (your girlfriend) and ruin that relationship to settle the score.

Try to end your relationship amicably. Let her yell at you, let her vent, let her cry, let her try to let you down easy and make sure you apologize profusely as if she was your #1 girl.
In the end most likely she'll say she doesn’t want to ever see you again, or that maybe you two can be friends (such a lie). You tell her that you will miss her, and let her walk out the door. In the end no harm will really come of this, if you play your cards right.

Think about your exit strategy before you get heavily involved with any other women. Create a time table of when to end it, plan it, and execute it.

Ending the relationship with your other woman is one of the most important steps in Cheating On Your Girlfriend and Not Getting Caught.

Take Care,
A.C.


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Never Underestimate Her Intelligence When Cheating On Her

Underestimating your women’s intelligence is one of the biggest mistakes that men make, and it usually becomes their downfall.

When you assume that your women won’t be able to figure out your cheating on them, you become sloppy and arrogant.

In my experience I have encountered more men getting caught for this reason than any other. It is extremely important that you never commit this mistake; otherwise you are exposing yourself to careless blunders that will surely return to haunt you.

Always assume that the women you are trying to fool are as smart or even smarter then you are. This will make you more careful, eliminate sloppiness, and take your game to a higher level. As in any sport, if your opponent is more skilled than you are, then you will have to raise your game that much higher to win.

The same rule applies here. If you assume your women to be more intelligent than you are, whether true or not, then you will have to come up with more intelligent solutions to fool them. Not only will this help you accomplish your goal, but also it will make you that much better playing this game in the long run.

If it turns out they were beneath you on the IQ level, you haven’t really lost anything, and you improved your skills. But if she towers above you with her intellectual capacity, you’ll still be able to deceive her because you calculated for it.

No matter how talented you are, when you underestimate your opponent, you open yourself up to defeat.

A.C.

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To Be A Good Cheater You Have To Be A Good Liar

To successfully carry off your exploits, you will have to become a liar, or at least a better liar than you are now. You have to be able to look all your women in the eye, including your girlfriend, and execute a bold face lie without hesitation. This comes with the territory, you cannot be a cheater without being a good liar, it goes hand in hand.

If you feel uneasy with this concept then you will have to find a way to come to terms with it, or forget cheating altogether. Initially it might feel dreadful to tell lies to your girlfriend, and maybe even to the other women who you are knowingly misleading. This will be especially difficult if you are accustomed to being forthright and honest with people. The good news, however, is with each lie it becomes easier, and easier until your conscience becomes comfortable, and eventually you won't feel any discomfort at all. It will almost become second nature, a part of your every day routine.

Lying is not an easy proposition, especially if you are not accustomed to it. Society preaches that lying is inherently wrong. Yet we all practice this form of deception in our daily lives to get out of things we don’t want to do, to land a job, to make someone like us, and to evade punishment. Think of how many people you know that have bragged about their harmless lies that have helped them get out of a traffic citation. No one likes a liar, but 99.9% of us are hypocrites since we all participate in some form of deception, especially when it plays to our advantage.

To carry out your infidelity you will have to lie, and that is just the nature of the beast. If you do not have the stomach for it then you shouldn’t even attempt to cheat on your girlfriend. Lying to your woman and to others around you will become an integral skill that you will have to master to survive in this game. If you want to become proficient at dating multiple women and not get caught there is no way around it.

A.C.


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Rank The Women in Your Life According to Importance

With the New Year in full swing, is a great time for new awakenings. Usually people use this time to make resolutions about the next 12 months of their lives.

If you’re major change will be to cheat on your girlfriend, then congratulations, you’ve come to the right blog.To do it right, however, you have to make a few decisions before you can dive head first into your new found adventures.

Take inventory of your current romantic situation. Once you have examined how you stack up, you’ll be able to develop a more strategic and coherent plan of action concerning the difficult decisions that lie ahead of you.

Always stick to this original assessment because it was formed with a clear mind, before potentially developing feelings for any of the secondary women that might lead to a skewed view of importance. Once you have finished assessing your current condition you will most likely fall into one of several categories.

You Have a Girlfriend & are intending on Maintaining the Relationship
If you have a girlfriend and you’re just trying to broaden your horizons temporarily, then you definitely should assign a hierarchy to the women in your life. This will eliminate a lot of confusion and time agonizing over decisions regarding a multitude of potential circumstances. Deciding which woman takes precedence over all the others is the very first step. Obviously, it has to be your girlfriend for the very simple fact that you are intending to maintain your relationship with her.

You Have a Girlfriend, But are Looking For a Replacement
If you have a girlfriend currently but are looking for something more tantalizing for your palate, then you can afford to set your rankings a little looser. This applies only if you’re toying with the notion you might eventually leave your girlfriend if you find something more tempting. This readjustment of importance especially applies to the holidays and the significant days in your life.

You Have No Girlfriend, Just Dating Multiple Women
This is probably the easiest starting point when trying to romance multiple women simultaneously. If you get caught then you really have no particular attachment to any woman and your feelings will not be affected past the embarrassment of getting caught. If you are in this mindset it’s probably a very good idea to let some (not all, you have to be able to judge which women can handle it) of the women know that you are dating others occasionally. This way not all of the women will assume they are exclusive to you thus a lesser chance of them forming an emotional attachment which might make things more complicated when you are intending to end the relationship.

Remember to always maintain your original assessment as the principle structure for ranking the women in your life. You developed it before your feelings were diluted by any newfound emotions for your secondary women, thus its something you can always comfortably revisit if doubts ever creep into your mind.

A.C.


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The Year of the Cheater - 2007

Welcome to 2007, the year of the Cheater!!!!

Actually every year is the year of the cheater, especially since it has been going on since the beginning of time.

Otherwise it wouldn’t be part of the 10 Commandments “Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery.”

If it’s old enough to be in the bible then you know it’s been around for a very long time. It was going on back then and its going on right now, and will most likely continue on until man can resist the temptations of the flesh, and as the few thousand years have proven since the inception of the 10 Commandments, man cannot.

So in this New Year, instead of fighting it, I will help you get away with it. I will dedicate my blog to your expression of sexual freedom, to be able to date as many people as you want. If you have made a resolution to throw down your chains of monogamy, then I will be your guiding light to the Promised Land. Oh, you can try to make the journey by yourself, as many have tried, but more than likely you will get caught.

But if you stay on the path that I will lead, then you will be able traverse the rough waters of infidelity and emerge unscathed, ready to re-immerse yourself once again.

Many of you have emailed me pledging your support, telling me that you have multiple relationships, or have a honey on the side that your girlfriend doesn’t know about. But not only men are involved in this, and I have heard plenty from the ladies as well, and to you I say… join us. Infidelity is a two way street, it needs not to be relegated to the male species. Players of all genders are welcome here.

To all of you I say thanks. I will make this year a profound one in your with all the techniques tips and tricks that I have accumulated of my time and I will share them all with you.

Happy New Year Cheaters of 2007!!!!!!!!

A.C.

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Holiday Season... and Cheating

This is a busy time of year for everyone regardless. But it’s an especially frustrating and busy time for cheating on your girlfriend. As a cheater you now have to worry about duplicates for everything; buying multiple Christmas presents, disposing of multiple gift receipts, keeping track of what you bought for whom, going to multiple holiday parties, trying to avoid all the holiday photos that might get you caught, etc.

Not to mention the upcoming New Year’s Eve conundrum of which woman you will spend it with, you obviously cannot be with more than one woman, so a choice has to be made. One of them will be disappointed greatly and be very upset with you. At times like this I suggest you pick your girlfriend, the other woman can always be replaced.

It’s a stressful time for a cheater, I know I been there. The best option at this time of year is to cut your secondary women loose before the Holiday Season begins, preferably before Thanksgiving. This will allow you to concentrate on only your girlfriend without any of the ancillary problems created by additional women in your life.

You only have a finite amount of time during the holiday season, and a secondary woman will encroach upon that tremendously.If you’ve navigated through the Christmas minefield with multiple women without getting caught, now is the time where you must make a bold move… New Year’s Eve. Use whatever legitimate excuse you can to disappoint your secondary women, in fact if you can break up with the temporarily that would be the best option since that would provide you an inherent excuse to avoid her for that night. But if you want to keep her, try to use an all guys poker party or a friend that lives some distance away who is having a get together as an excuse.But if you were smart, which you should be to play this game, you would have devised an action plan for this event weeks ago.

But remember whatever you do, try not to go to a public party at a club, restaurant, bar, and so on since everyone is out that night and your chances of getting recognized increase dramatically.

Happy New Year… Cheaters!

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Setting up a Home Field Advantage

The right environment is critical for success in any endeavor, and cheating on a girlfriend is no different. Creating the right climate both physically and mentally will provide a huge home field advantage. It’s a lifestyle forged for the sole purpose of propagating your infidelity. It will significantly decrease the amount of stress that might accompany your infidelity, as well as reducing the chances of being discovered.

Unexpected VisitsYour first objective should be to eliminate unexpected visits by any of your women. This is one of the most common ways of getting caught, for obvious reasons. If your girlfriend drops by unexpectedly while you’re with another woman there is no real way of escaping the situation. Obviously this is something you want to avoid at all costs. Feeling safe in your own home is paramount, and you can never quite achieve that feeling unless you have terminated the unexpected visits, especially when you’re in the business of having girls visit you frequently.

Create Generic Domestic EnvironmentNow that you feel comfortable enough to bring a woman into your home, make sure your house and room are as generic as possible. By this I mean eliminate all belongings, pictures, and memoirs of any women in your life. If you didn’t have a picture out for display then you wouldn’t have that predicament.

Remove EvidenceWomen leave incidental evidence wherever they go; strands of hair, tissues in the wastebasket, and more. Right now there is probably a plethora of evidence casually left lying around your domicile by your woman, which could become your downfall if you don’t keep an eye out for it. Lipstick on the glass they drink out of, pieces of paper they might make a note on with female penmanship, clothing, and leaving behind anything cute for you to find that lets you know they are thinking of you. It might be a nice gesture, but to you it’s just another way to get caught.

Important NoteOne piece of advice that I left to the end to emphasize its importance. I want it to stay with you: never under any circumstances give any of your women the key to your house or apartment. You cannot allow them unrestricted access to your home environment or to you.
Sure it’s a little bit of work, but creating and maintaining this home field advantage will go a long way in keeping your girlfriend oblivious to your cheating ways.

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