Beware of the ID Bracelet

I was out on date last week with a girl that I’ve been working into my rotation, and after a few drinks she decided that we should go bowling. I didn’t see much harm in this suggestion since my girlfriend does not bowl, nor do any of her friends, so it should be relatively safe venue to continue the date with little worry of getting caught.

I took her to the only bowling alley I knew of in the area, being prime time Friday night all the lanes were occupied. I made sure to use her name for reserving the next available lane, which would be a minimum 45 minute wait. Since they announce it over the loudspeaker and in a crowded place like that you don’t want any added eyes drawn to you as you go up to claim your reservation. After all you never know who is there to notice you, that wouldn’t have if you’re name wasn’t being called out on a speaker.

To pass the time we headed for the small bar located at the far end, I made sure we got a table towards the back, it’s far less conspicuous that way.

We were engrossed in our conversation when we realized that we needed to go up to the bar to order our initial drinks. It was my turn to buy so I went to order our drinks.

They asked for my ID and without giving it a second thought I handed it over for their inspection. But to my surprise, instead of just reading it and giving it back the woman behind the bar dashed off with it to the corner of the bar. I watched her slide my ID into a machine that looked like a credit card scanner at a grocery store checkout line.

She waited a few seconds, and nothing happened, so she scanned the card again. This time judging by the approval in her body language, the action she was expecting the first time from the machine was occurring. Suddenly a short strip of paper printed out, like a receipt. I had to check my wallet to make sure I didn’t give her a credit card rather than my ID (I’ve had a few drinks throughout the night so I was wondering how buzzed I actually was). But I was right; she had my ID not a credit card, so what the hell was she charging?

I eagerly anticipated her return since I was curious to what just transpired.
The woman walks up to me with this strip of paper and explains that it’s an ID printout that I have to wear as a bracelet to get served alcohol. Then she proceeds to put it on my wrist, branding me for the rest of the evening there.

I was annoyed by this since now not only do I have my name for the entire world to see on my wrist, it’s also labeled with the bowling alley’s name, and the date. This breaks one of my standing rules when you’re out on a date with your mistress; never do anything that might create a written record of your whereabouts (Regular readers have heard me espouse this topic numerous times).

So here I am breaking one of my own commandments, just to get a couple of drinks, and my mind is running about the possible consequences of this oversight. My main concern was not only my identifying bracelet, but the fact that my date would want to look at it to see what it was. The dilemma with was that she doesn’t know my full name, she only knows me by my middle name (she assumes it’s my first name and I never felt the need to correct her, the less she knows about me the better). This might initiate a conversation that I’d rather not have, so while the bartender is pouring our drinks I discreetly cut the bracelet off with my car keys.

I should have been more careful, should have watched the other patrons and noticed that they are wearing ID bracelets. Well, hindsight is 20/20 as they say.

I went back to the table, we had our drinks, then we had a few more (Thanks to the same bartender I didn’t have an issue with the ID bracelet again), never actually bowled, went back to her place and finished the evening properly, if you know what I mean.

But the moral of this story is this; Beware of the ID bracelet. I’m not sure how prevalent these ID scanning, bracelet making machines are (It’s the first time I have ever come across one), but you should make sure you keep an eye out for them, whenever you go to a venue that you’re unaccustomed to.

They are dangerous when you’re cheating, not only for the reasons that I described, but also for the fact that it leaves an electronic record of where you were on the scanner. It might not be important at the time, after who will have access to it right? But if for some reason your whereabouts of that night are questioned, somewhere this electronic record will exist, which could potentially cause you problems.

This is just another way to get caught, if you’re not on your toes.

Take Care,
A.C.

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Keep Your Dates With Your Mistress Unofficial

I have to apologize for the absence of my blog in the last couple of weeks. I have been very busy lately recruiting a new stable of women and cycling out the existing ones. I like to make this purge every few months to keep everything fresh. Usually I try to weed them out individually over an extended period of time, sort of stagger it out. But his particular time it all hit at once, sometimes it’s unavoidable.

With that said…

In this the seventh and final installment of How to Avoid Getting Caught Cheating on Your Dates series, I wanted to make sure you don’t do anything that might have a public or official record kept of it.

By official record I mean don’t sign any type of joint documents, take pictures with anything that can establish a time & date on it, sign birthday cards, make videos, make any type significant joint purchase and above all else stay away from getting arrested. That’s a good idea in case, but especially when you’re out with your mistress. It’ll be kind of difficult to explain away why you got arrested for fighting because you were trying to defend your mistress’s honor.

Some of these might be harder to avoid than others, taking photos and things of that nature, but try the best you can. Especially at clubs since promoters like to publish the photos they take of partygoers on their web sites.

Make sure that if you pay with a credit card you throw away the receipt immediately and make sure that you file away your monthly credit card statement before your girlfriend can “accidentally” glance at it.


The less evidence you generate, the less there is to hide and lie about later.

I hope you enjoyed the How to Avoid Getting Caught Cheating on Your Dates series, even in its prolonged state. The How to Cheat On Your Girlfriend and Not Get Caught Blog will return normal schedule from here on out. I appreciate your patience.


Take Care,
A.C.




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Checklist for Cheaters

In this the sixth installment of How to Avoid Getting Caught Cheating on Your Dates series, I want to provide you with a checklist that every cheater should employ during and after a date with his girlfriend, mistress, or any other woman that happens his way.

1. Keep your cell phone on silent, off, or on vibrate.

2. Never check to see who is calling you, keep the phone in your pocket. If you pull it out to see it opens up the opportunity for whichever woman you are with to ask; “who is calling you?” If one of your other women calls you, let it go to voice mail and call back later. If it’s urgent then excuse yourself and go to the bathroom and call from there, or use the text messaging feature on your cell phone.

3. Don’t assign any photos of your women to their phone numbers in your cell phone. It’s too easy for your girl to catch a glimpse of the picture as you check your phone to realize it’s another woman calling you. Sometimes that’s all they need to start questioning your loyalty.

4. Remove any personal articles from your wallet, car, house, jacket pocket, pertaining to your girlfriend. Don’t forget to hide any and all pictures, jewelry, notes, and things of sentimental value tying you to any woman.

5. Avoid hugging or holding onto your secondary women in public in case someone sees you. That way you can maintain the argument that it was only a friend.

6. Try to wear your hair differently with different women to diminish the chance of easily being identified by someone you have only met once, like say the dreaded coworker. Wear a hat, beanie, or different style of clothes that you normally wouldn’t wear around your girlfriend to give you a different appearance.

7. Always throw the clothes you wore from your dates right into the laundry hamper. Make sure to dispose of any ticket stubs and receipts from the dates as well. Wash off any hand stamps you might have been branded with at a nightclub, bar, or event.

8. Roll down all your windows to air out your car on the ride home to eliminate hair strands and scent of the woman’s perfume.

Stay tuned as the How to Avoid Getting Caught Cheating on Your Dates series continues.

Take Care,

A.C.


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Sex on Your Dates

In this the fifth installment of How to Avoid Getting Caught Cheating on Your Dates series I’m going to discuss the perils of engaging in sex and the pitfalls that you should be aware of.

If you're going to engage in sexual activity, and of course you will, always push for the venue to be at her place rather than your own. This radically reduces the chances of any evidence left behind at your house. If you choose to get down in your vehicle remember to search it thoroughly when you're finished, air it out, and try to vacuum the carpet and upholstery to eliminate those annoying strands of hair that women leave behind.

Under no circumstances are you to let any of your secondary women spend the night at your house. This leads to extended time spent in your bed, which means a lot of added work finding and removing evidence left behind. Regardless whether she spends the night, you'll have to change and wash your sheets, blankets comforters to get the girl’s scent out. Also, when any woman spends the night, they will linger in the morning causing delays with communicating with your girlfriend. You can’t exactly call your girlfriend while you still have the girl from the night before lounging around in your bed.

Remember your girlfriend probably hasn't heard from you since you started your date the night before, so if you lag in giving her a call in the morning because one of your secondary women is still there, she'll start to get annoyed. What’s worse is if you make this a habit she will start to get suspicious. For the same reason, try to avoid spending the night at your secondary women's houses, but this is still far better alternative than your residence. If you spend the night, make up an excuse the night before why you have to leave early in the morning and set your alarm. Try to target a time that allows you wake up, go home and call your girlfriend before she wakes up.

Also you want to keep an eye on the type of sexual activity you partake in and make sure that there are no marks on your body that might give away your indiscretion. Stay away from hickeys and make sure all your women know and fully adhere to this policy. Just say you find them childish and disgusting and that you'd rather not have them. Then make sure you don't give them either. If any of your women scratch your back during sex, then you will have to tell them to stop. This is a dead give away.

Avoid doing sexual maneuvers that you just learned from your secondary women with your girlfriend. This will make her wonder where you picked up your new moves, and a curious girlfriend is always a problem. But if you feel the overwhelming need to try it with your girl, weave it gently into the fabric of your relationship. Mention that you were talking about it with a coworker, or read about it in a men's magazine, then leave it alone for a few days. The next time you’re in the midst of passion wait for her to broach the topic of trying it out, that way it will be her idea. If she doesn’t, then you can ask initiate the idea since you had already planted the seed earlier in the week.

You should know this next one by now, but I’ll cover it here since this seems to trip up more would be players than anything else. Never call out the wrong name during sex. In fact avoid using their names altogether whenever possible. Get in the habit of calling all your women by cute little nicknames that you can rotate around like “baby doll,” “sunshine,” “beautiful,” “honey,” and so on. Once you have this established in your brain the propensity to call one of them by their actual names will greatly diminish, leading to a reduced reflex of calling out the incorrect moniker. Trust me, this will be a lifesaver, especially when one of them calls and they sound similar to your girlfriend on the phone. Now you don't have to awkwardly try to guess who it is by the conversation. With caller ID this is not as relevant as it used to be, but nevertheless its just good practice.

Stay tuned as the How to Avoid Getting Caught Cheating on Your Dates series continues.

Take Care,

A.C.

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Vary The Locations of Your Dates

In the fourth installment of How to Avoid Getting Caught Cheating on Your Dates series I’m going to discuss the benefits of using different locations and venues for your dates.

Don’t let laziness be the reason you get caught cheating. I know its a lot easier to take different women to the same venues, but it also makes it a lot easier to get caught that way.If you have a favorite coffee shop or restaurant that you frequent with your girlfriend, find another one. They are almost every corner these days, it’s not that difficult to find one a few miles down the road.
You never know when an employee of that establishment will decide to have a bonding moment with your girlfriend and let it slip that you were there yesterday with another woman.

Finding a different hang out with each girl would probably be the best-case scenario. This keeps everything segregated. But the most ideal method would be to avoid having a regular spot you frequent with your secondary women, this way no one will remember you, or make note of who you are with.

I once tested this theory; taking my girlfriend to a Peruvian restaurant one day, and then meeting up with a girl I was just starting to date at the very same restaurant the next day. Believe me, the hostess and a couple of the waitresses remembered I could tell by the quizzical looks on their faces, trying to piece together what was going on. By the end of the date their service had become somewhat abrupt bordering on rude. None of them ever said anything but I could tell I wasn’t their favorite customer.

I guess its some unwritten code with women; they get mad even when the infidelity is not being perpetrated on them. It’s probably some bond of sisterhood.

Regardless separating your date locations according to your different women is something you should do. In fact you should keep all your dates segregated as much as possible meaning you should always take your secondary women on dates outside the relative vicinity of where you go out with your girlfriend.

Stay tuned as the How to Avoid Getting Caught Cheating on Your Dates series continues.

Take Care,

A.C.


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Avoid Going To The Movies With Your Mistress

In the third installment of How to Avoid Getting Caught Cheating on Your Dates series I will address the movies, a venue that on the surface looks like a safe haven to take your secondary women, but could serve as a precarious trap just as easily.

Everyone goes to the movies and you’ll never know whom you might run into, and once you encounter this unexpected third party you can be sure that they’ll be glancing at you throughout the movie, you’ll be trapped there for the duration of the movie with curious eyes watching you.

If your secondary woman gets amorous that’s sure to be noticed. The level of problems this might cause depends on who this third party is. If its one of your acquaintances, then you can manage that situation by filtering this third party from any activities involving your girlfriend. If it’s one your girlfriend’s acquaintances, well then you’ll have some explaining to do. Catching a flick should be viewed with great hesitancy when on a date with your #2 or #3.

In fact if you can avoid movies altogether by making up some sort of excuse like you hate the crowds or the movies bothers your eyes you'd be better off entirely. But in most circumstances the women won't go for it, so you will have to figure out a way around it.

If you date a girl from outside of the immediate area you should always try to go to a theatre in her vicinity. If you have no such luck, then you will have to try and convince your dates to go to movie theatres out of the surrounding area. Make up some excuse like you got in an argument with the manager at the local movie theatre and you feel uncomfortable going there. Otherwise you will have to press your luck and hope no one who can recognize you will be at the movies at the same time. Try going to later shows or an early matinee when the crowds are not as thick.

Movies are an anomaly (kind of like coworkers). It’s hard to predict who will be at the movie theatre since there are so many different types of movies playing at the same time. There are action films, romantic comedies, dramas, thrillers, etc. For each one of these movies there is a different demographic segment that enjoys watching them, which brings together many various groups of people that would not normally attend the same function. Thus, you’ll increase the likelihood that you’ll run into people you would otherwise would not have anything in common with, which in turn exposes you to a higher chance of getting caught by your girlfriend’s great aunt who just happened to be there to watch the new Disney animation film with her grand daughter.Your best solution if you must go to the movies, is to take your secondary women to another city or town where the chances of you bumping into someone that recognizes you are greatly diminished.

Stay tuned as the How to Avoid Getting Caught Cheating on Your Dates series continues.

Take Care,

A.C.

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Avoid Meeting Your Girlfriend’s Coworkers

In the second installment of How to Avoid Getting Caught Cheating on Your Dates series I will discuss an overlooked way of getting nabbed; by your girlfriend’s coworker.

Your girlfriend’s coworker is someone you disregard as soon as you’re finished being introduced to them. They have little, if entirely no relevance to your life except for those few excruciating hours that you’re forced to engage in small talk at a company function.

But that’s where you’re mistaken; it might appear they have only a passing role in your life, as immaterial as a stoplight, but if you’re not careful they can play a major role in the relationship between you and your girlfriend.

Here’s why…

There is no fun like getting a call from your woman during the work day and having her bust your balls about someone from her office seeing you out with another woman on Friday night when you were supposed to be shooting pool with your buddies. You might be able to talk your way out of this since most likely the coworker cannot be sure since you two only met briefly at a company Christmas party, but you certainly could do without the drama, inconvenience, and air of suspicion being raised.

If you can avoid meeting the coworkers that would be an ideal scenario, for it would remove a pesky nuisance that you cannot calculate for. There is something that you must realize about the coworker factor. Coworkers, unlike family and friends cannot be grouped easily. They have no particular bond, or anything that ties them in common besides their jobs. Coworkers are in fact an anomaly that is extremely hard to account for, or predict. This means that the coworker faction will encompass every type of individual, male, female, old, young, lover of classic music or gangster rap, etc. Very diverse indeed, meaning you can't avoid them as a whole; you just have to hope they don't recognize you.

The difference between your girlfriend’s friends and coworkers is that you can categorize her friends since they have similar interests. For instance if your girlfriend likes alternative music most likely so will her friends, which means you want to stay away from bars with live rock bands in her city. This, on the other hand, would make a hip hop club a viable option to take your secondary women. However, you can’t successfully apply this line of reasoning to her coworkers since they have only that one unifying bond; a common place of employment. Meaning they could be lurking about in some venue that you’re girlfriend would never attend, and what seems like a safe haven to take your other woman.

The best advice I can give you is try your best to avoid any work type functions that your girlfriend wants you to accompany her to, and definitely don’t take any women to any of your job functions.If you can’t avoid this predicament, then make sure you’re as nondescript and unremarkable at that company function as possible. The duller and more unmemorable you are, the easier and faster they will forget you (in the same manner you will discard them from your memories as soon as possible).

Simply said, beware of meeting any co-workers, if you can.

Stay tuned as the How to Avoid Getting Caught Cheating on Your Dates series continues.

Take Care,

A.C.


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The Number 1 Way To Get Caught Cheating While On a Date With Your Mistress

In the first installment of How to Avoid Getting Caught Cheating on Your Dates series I will discuss the top manner in which you might get caught; while in public.

This is obvious at first glance, also as obvious is that this is part of your infidelity is almost unavoidable. There is only a finite amount of things you can do with your secondary women that don’t involve going out into the world. Sooner or later you’ll have to bite the bullet and take one of them out to eat, a movie, or some other type of pass time.

Make sure that you plan your excursions out of your immediate area, and even more importantly out of your girlfriend’s area of proximity. Sure you’ll have to drive further to get something to eat or catch a movie but the effort will be worth it when you can relax and enjoy yourself, rather than having to constantly look over your shoulder to see if you know the couple that just walked into the same restaurant you’re having dinner in.

Another way to reduce the chances of being recognized by someone in public, avoid meeting any friends or family of your #2 and #3 women, especially since you have no real social obligations to either of them. However, the longer you keep a girl in your rotation the more likely you will meet of some of her friends, family, and acquaintances.

This escalates the odds of eventually encountering someone you have met through your mistresses in public. This alone is a good reason to periodically freshen up your rotation to make everything new and distant again with your secondary women.

Obviously, you can’t utilize this strategy with your girlfriend. With her, you have probably already met most of her important family members, friends, and coworkers. There is not much you can do about this, your social obligation is to be by your girlfriend’s side and under those circumstances you have to socialize, and therefore you end up meeting people that might recognize you later. That’s where taking your secondary women to more remote locations for dates reduces the chances that you’ll run into your girlfriend’s parents or cousins.

Stay tuned as the How to Avoid Getting Caught Cheating on Your Dates series continues.

Take Care,

A.C.


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Avoid Getting Caught Cheating On Your Dates

This is the part that is obviously the most fun. Once you have done all the prep work of selecting and meeting the women you will be dating, your reward comes in an even more dangerous undertaking; the date itself.

The experiences of the dates are what you strive for; it’s what you lay all the groundwork and foundation for. But at the same time you have to be aware that it’s also the most dangerous time for a cheater.

The easiest way to get caught cheating is when you're on a date. You're exposed, out in the open for the entire world to see. You’re immersed in the mood and atmosphere of the encounter, and thus distracted. You’re focusing on the beautiful and exciting woman on your arm, probably a woman that isn’t your girlfriend, which alone heightens the exhilaration. You’re not focused on what’s going on around you, or who might be watching you, but you should be.

This is when you’re most vulnerable and have to be most careful, since a family member, a friend, or even a coworker might discover you.

Worst of all, you might not even realize that you been caught until the next day or even later on down the road when your girlfriend tells you about her friend who saw you kissing some girl. That’s one of the interesting aspects of getting caught, it’s usually not instantaneous. Very rarely will your girlfriend walk in on you while you’re engaged in questionable behavior with another woman (unless you’re completely careless or clueless). More often than not, she will find out indirectly sometimes days or even months after incident of infidelity transpired.

That’s why I have built a new seven part series to minimize your chances of getting caught on your dates, with the following installments of this blog highlighting the more dangerous locations and activities of dating that you should carefully consider beforehand.

Take Care,

A.C.



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