Infidelity On the 4th Of July

In honor of Independence Day, I just thought that I’d throw in this public service announcement for all my devoted cheaters as a reminder.

Even though the 4th of July is not as stressful of a holiday as Valentines Day, Christmas, a or New Year’s Eve, it’s still a pretty difficult day for the gentlemen player who is juggling numerous women at the same time.

With multiple balls in the air you have to be quick to make sure you don’t drop the ball with any of your women during this summer holiday.

Like I mentioned earlier the 4th allows you some leeway in making choices regarding which women you will spend time with, as opposed to the other aforementioned holidays that every woman will demand to spend with her man.

With that said, your women will all still try to plan something with you on Independence Day so you have to calculate accordingly.

First you have to decide what you actually want to do and which one of them you want to do it with (if any of them at all). After all you can always just have a barbecue at your buddy’s house or what not.

But if you decide to have a girl along for the ride on the 4th make sure you have a viable excuse for you other women. If it’s your girlfriend that you’re planning to hang with then your excuses can be family related since you shouldn’t be bringing your secondary women around your family anyways, so you can use that. Just tell them that your family spends every 4th of July together and it’s just the immediate family, which should get you out of any obligations with any women where the relationship is just casual.

But if you’re trying to shake your girlfriend to spend time with another woman then you better have a good alibi that you set up in advance of the 4th. Then know exactly what you’re girlfriend is doing and make sure your plans are in the opposite direction. Nothing worse than running into your girl at the fireworks show when you’re with your other woman… that will definitely lead to some pyrotechnics.

Sloppiness on a lesser holiday such as Independence Day has tripped up many would be players who didn’t give his game enough forethought.

Remember to stay disciplined, plan ahead for any holidays, and to keep your game tight.

This is nothing you didn't already know, but a reminder can't hurt.

Take Care,
A.C.


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