Thursday, January 31, 2008

Reassuring Your Girlfriend & Excuses To Get Away For The Night

Routinely I answer questions from readers that email me, and occasionally I receive some that I think are worthwhile sharing with everyone. So in that light here is couple of questions from one of my dedicated readers that I thought could benefit the rest of you cheaters out there.

"I have 2 questions, if your #1 girl suspects you of cheating, how do you reassure her that you aren't? "

"What are good lies to tell your #1 girl about were you will be on a given night?"

Thanks for the support. I appreciate you reading my blog, glad it provides some pastime for you.
To answer your questions...

1. If your girl suspects you of cheating then you've done something to give her that idea. Left clues, changed your behavior, changed you usual schedule or activities, in short you fucked up somewhere. Figuring it out (if you don't already know) might be worthwhile, but it might also be difficult since sometimes women just get a feeling. So what I say is to curtail your cheating for a few weeks, tell the mistress that you'll be busy for a while. Take this time away from your other women to make things the way they were with your girl before you started cheating, to reassure her that she is over reacting. Once she has calmed down you can get back to your mistress, but more carefully this time.

2. Some good excuses to use with your main girl where you will be on a given night specific to your life. But you should keep the following in mind; use excuses that she can't readily verify on her own. So if you say you're doing something with your family that should work. If you have a work environment where you can say you have a work function such as a offsite meeting or department party for your boss that should be ok. You can use the work late excuse once in a great while but not too often and make sure she can’t come to the office if you work corporate. If you have one trusted friend that won’t blab tell her you're hangin out with him and make sure he knows the lie so he can back you up later. If you play sports like basketball then you can tell her you found a new park/gym to play pick up games at night and that they have alighted court. You look like you work out a lot so tell her you read an article in a weight lifting magazine where they said that working out later in the evening leads to higher muscle definition and better results and you're going to try that program out for a week or two.

The key is make sure she can't check up on what you're supposed to be doing.

A.C.


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12 comments:

Anonymous said...

why the hell would you want to tell someone how to sucessfully cheat? ive been cheated on by two different boyfriends and it broke my heart! its the worst feeling a girl/guy will ever experience! this is a ridiculous article!

Anonymous said...

This is horrible just don't do it

Anonymous said...

Although I am not condoning this sort of activity, I was more disturbed by the comment made about being cheated on was the worst feeling you would ever experience. It is clear that, even in my relatively short period upon the earth, a mere 24 years, there is worst feeling than a person slip it to someone else behind your back. I am of the opion that if a person wishes to treat you that way, they are not worth my time in the first place, hence I have lost nothing. I would think experiences such as marring the love of my life and losing her to cancer 44 hours later would severely out weigh a cheating partner. My conclusion is to merely inform people not to speculate on what would be the worst feeling, it would be different for everyone.

Anonymous said...

To deny your desires, is to deny the very thing that makes you human....

Anonymous said...

I support cheating if they cheat first which is y ill be cheatin in about an hour

Cheaterssuckballs said...

Wow.. the decency of human beings boggles my mind. Men cheat because their self centered and all they care about is their own self satisfction. The comment above is right, when someone cheats and treats you like your nothing, your are losing nothing because the cheater is nothing. We have all been wired for sex. Not only becauae its a natural amazing thing but through media aa well. Ranging from a beautiful blonde showing cleavage for a hamburger commercial to a perfect 10 model displaying what the media portrays as real beauty. Remember all men arnt disscusting trash, just the majority. Our poor children have no chance for an awesome well rounded future with the people of this country. American... the country of take more than you deserve, give nothing back, and always do for you only. Sad my husband fights for idiotic people who agree with this blog. Thats why i have to think if God forbid something happen to him he has sacrificed his life for his family and not all of you fucked up perverts... because if that was the case he would be sacrificing his life for absolutely nothing.. all the men and women who read this blog, go fuck your selfs, and i hope u get herpes. To anyone discusted with this good for you, and dont ever let someone like this make you feel like it was you. They are the disscusting waste of human flesh

Cheaterssuckballs said...

Wow.. the decency of human beings boggles my mind. Men cheat because their self centered and all they care about is their own self satisfction. The comment above is right, when someone cheats and treats you like your nothing, your are losing nothing because the cheater is nothing. We have all been wired for sex. Not only becauae its a natural amazing thing but through media aa well. Ranging from a beautiful blonde showing cleavage for a hamburger commercial to a perfect 10 model displaying what the media portrays as real beauty. Remember all men arnt disscusting trash, just the majority. Our poor children have no chance for an awesome well rounded future with the people of this country. American... the country of take more than you deserve, give nothing back, and always do for you only. Sad my husband fights for idiotic people who agree with this blog. Thats why i have to think if God forbid something happen to him he has sacrificed his life for his family and not all of you fucked up perverts... because if that was the case he would be sacrificing his life for absolutely nothing.. all the men and women who read this blog, go fuck your selfs, and i hope u get herpes. To anyone discusted with this good for you, and dont ever let someone like this make you feel like it was you. They are the disscusting waste of human flesh

Anonymous said...

You are all idiots... nuff said.

Anonymous said...

First off go back to kindergarden where you learned to spell. The phrase your are losing nothing should be you are losing nothing, arn't has an e(as in aren't), disgusting is not spelled disscusting, this great country is called America, and you should have said go fuck yourselves not your selfs. So please run spell check next time you decide you want to hard with the keyboard. Fucking idiots these days...

Anonymous said...

Pro tips bro.

MackNcheease said...

Then you deserve to be cheated on you worthless women, in rare circumstances the male/female deserves it!!!

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