Thursday, April 17, 2008

Vacation Infidelity Part II

Hooking up with multiple girls while on vacation is a likely opportunity that will present itself. You just have to know how to take advantage of it.

There are a few things to consider which will help guide you along your path. Once you hook up with a girl who is also on vacation you will probably exchange hotel contact info and things of that nature. Keep this with you but only use it in case you're having bad luck hooking up with a new girl the following night. After all, you already had your fun with the woman from the night before; there is no reason to spend much more of your precious vacation time with her. Also, try to find out where she is going to go party the night following your initial encounter and try to schedule a different venue to ensure she doesn't catch you hooking up with a new girl. Even on vacation women are very possessive and hate it with a passion when they are screwed over for another girl.

Remember you have no need for a vacation girlfriend. We’ve all known the guy that hooked up with a girl on the first night of the vacation and spent the rest of the week with her, ignoring his friends and all the other available women. Leaving him with a sad heart when the vacation romance ends and the girl eventually goes back home, as well as a sketchy story to his girlfriend back home about why he is in hardly any of the vacation photos. You are there to have fun, sample different women, and not to settle down with a vacation girlfriend, stick to that idea.
Try to make sure you do not hook up with women that live in the same general geographical area as you. This could lead these women to attempt to seek out a relationship with you after the vacation is over in your home area. If you feel that you have to pursue a girl that lives two blocks away from you, simply lie and say you're from somewhere else, making your life much easier in the long run.

If you take pictures with women that you hook up with, always try to use your camera, allowing you total control of the film and negatives. You can tell these women you’ll email them copies, which you have no intention of doing. Don't ever let one of your buddies carelessly take pictures of you hanging out with these vacation women, since you never know how or where these photos might end up. Maybe your buddy’s girlfriend will accidentally show them to your girlfriend at a social function in the future. To be safe, use your own camera and that way you won't have any questions down the road. If the vacation women take pictures they will most likely want to send you copies so have them email it to one of your non existent email accounts.

Vacation Infidelity Tips

1. If one of your vacation honeys gives you a parting gift that seems like a token of affection you would only receive from a woman, ditch it before you get off the plane. It will save you the headache of trying to explain to your girlfriend why you have teddy bear that says "I'll miss you” in your luggage. If for some reason you neglect to rid yourself of this paraphernalia, just tell your girlfriend you bought it for her, if it’s applicable.

2. Always dispose of any condoms and other sexual paraphernalia before you get off the plane. Also when packing for your trip, remember to pack your condoms after your girlfriend has finished helping you pack, for obvious reasons.

3. Don't come back with any marks on your body such as scratches on your back, etc.

4. Make sure that everyone on the trip who knows you had a romantic encounter understands that silence is golden, and know not to say anything to their own girlfriends. This rule is vital to uphold, since women have this need to divulge information to one another, most often to their buddies’ girlfriend about the indiscretions that might have occurred on a given vacation.

Take Care,
A.C.


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Friday, April 11, 2008

Vacation Infidelity


I went on a short vacation last week and I thought it would be a good idea to refresh everyone on the good practices of Vacation Infidelity. Plus with the vacation season fast approaching, I thought I’d get you ready for summer with a few vacation infidelity tips for you to think about.

Going on vacation without your girlfriend can and should be considered a free for all, for the very reason that you are without supervision with an abundance of opportunity all around you. The women you will meet on your holiday will have their guard down, looking for a good time, and be far less scrutinizing of the guy they hook up with. This is a direct contradiction to normal circumstances under which women are far more protective and hesitant to go just with the flow.

Women on vacation will be much more prone to engage in questionable activity due to the fact that they are in a vacation mindset. You will be meeting ladies that you will, in all honesty, never see again after your vacation is over, making it far easier to cheat than when you are at home.
However, there are a few items that should be discussed before you taste this guiltless fruit.

1. Avoid giving the women you hook up with your contact information, but if for some reason you do, make sure it’s one of your ancillary email addresses that your girlfriend has no idea exists. This allows you to strictly filter your correspondences with these women without fear of discovery.

2. Whenever possible ask for their contact information first making it appear as if you're genuinely interested in contacting them, which will lead them to wait to receive your contact information when you “supposedly” will call or email them in the future.

3. Under no circumstances should you give out your address since you never know when you're girlfriend will decide to help you with the mail. Do not to give out your phone number since most of the women you meet will probably be from different geographical regions than you, meaning different time zones. This is important because different time zones could result in odd hour phone calls that might make your girlfriend wonder why all of a sudden you’re getting calls at strange hours or why unfamiliar area codes are showing up on your caller I.D.

This will be a two parter, so look for the second installment in the next blog.

Take Care,

A.C.


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