Friday, March 28, 2008

Infidelity on Your Birthday

With my birthday coming up soon I thought I would address a much overlooked issue for cheaters; their respective birthdays.

When dating multiple women one of the first facts they all usually inquire about is your birth date. Not to determine how old you are, but to derive the actual day so they can file it away in their memories, and plan something for you on that day.

They are trying to show that they care about you, planning something sweet. But unknown to them they are planning to cause a great deal of stress.Obviously it would be hard to celebrate your birthday with multiple women on the same day, going from one date or party to another would not only be tiring but a easy way of getting caught. Most likely they would want to spend the entire day with you making it exceedingly difficult for you to get away to another birthday celebration.

I have personally faced this dilemma numerous times and devised only one real strategy to avoid the problem; I lie.

I only tell my girlfriend, my number one girl, my real birth day. I usually tell my secondary women a different day in the same month. That way if they ever get a look at my ID I can tell them the DMV made a mistake/typo on the date and I never went back to change it. I usually try to space it out about a week apart, so if my real birth is on the 15th then I tell my mistresses that my birthday is on the 5th or the 25th (which backs up my claim that it was a DMV typo on my ID). The real trick is to remember which girl you told which date to, that’s just something you will have to make a mental note of.

Once you have your alternate birthdays established you have to make sure that your women stick to that time frame, and they don’t plan to celebrate your birthday the weekend after because they couldn’t get tickets, book a hotel room, or whatever reason might postpone it. You have to let them know early enough (1 month before) that the week after and before your birthday you have plans just so you can constrain their plans to that week that you have allocated for them.

This method works best and arouses the least suspicion. In the past I have tried to have my other women celebrate my birthday a week after or before the actual date and they always made a big deal and asked questions about why they couldn’t spend the actual day with me. They were upset that they weren’t important enough in my life to spend my birthday with me that my friends were more important, or they just accused me of having another girl I was celebrating with. They were right, about all those things but I didn’t need the headaches.

Once I decided to lie about my birth day all those ancillary issues stopped, and they will for you too. You just have to remember when your alternate birthdays are.

Take Care,

A.C.

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Friday, March 21, 2008

MySpace Is An Infidelity Killer

Having a MySpace page makes it easy to meet different types of women, and a lot of them. Like online personals, you can browse through and select which women you want to contact in minutes. Essentially you can create a great way to break the ice with a woman, or just direct her to your MySpace page to let her get to know you better after you’ve met her somewhere else.

But don’t let all the positives fool you, there are several detracting factors to having a MySpace page, factors that can surely be “rotation killers” as described by one of my dedicated readers... Percy Boy (He gave his okay to cite him for suggesting this particular blog, otherwise I would have left him anonymous as I have done for numerous readers in the past who did not want it known they read the theories disseminated here).

The same thing that makes your MySpace page a great tool for meeting and promoting yourself to women, can also serve to get you caught, which is the information on it, whether put there by you or someone else. This also applies to Facebook, Friendster and most other social networking sites.

Remember, once your picture is on your page it identifies you as the owner of that page legitimizing whatever information is there since it was either put there by you or approved by you.

This is where the problems can arise. Most likely you will have a set of alternative truths you’ve told to your mistress about yourself, but if she happens across your MySpace page she can quickly cross check them. If you told her you were single yet you have pictures of you and your girlfriend plastered all over your page, well you know what will ensue. Even if you’re smart enough to refrain from the previous scenario your mistress can still gain a vast amount of information about you that you probably didn’t want her to know which could lead her to figuring out you have not been fully truthful.

Another issue that could occur is your mistress leaving a comment on your page, whether intentionally to get you caught or accidentally just to thank you for the date the other night, which then could be read by your girlfriend. You would have some explaining to do, and even if you got out of it most likely you girlfriend would have contacted your mistress (social networking sites are beautiful aren’t they) through the aforementioned comment, and verified that you had been cheating on her.

I have some solutions that can help you avoid getting outed on MySpace, but as always you need to implement beforehand, in fact probably right after you get done reading this blog.

Don’t Use You Real Name on Your MySpace Page
This way no one can do a search by your name vastly increasing the effort and difficulty in locating your page. Use some sort of nickname in the URL instead which does not have any derivative of your real name in it. Closely monitor all comments posted to ensure your real name is not written in there by any of your friends, and never use your own name on anything you post like your blog or bio.

Don’t Use a Photo of Yourself as Your Main Image
This will vastly reduce the chances of the wrong woman finding your page. If you post a picture of your favorite sports team, band, or car it will make you much less identifiable since most people will not take the effort to click on the link to your page if they don’t recognize who it belongs to.

Create a Second MySpace Identity/Page
Seems pretty elementary but most people do not go through the trouble or have the forethought to do this. Obviously this page is for your mistress. If you provide her with your (secondary) MySpace page she’ll have no reason to search the site, thus eliminating that problem. This page should be set up with a nick name also, and follow all the rules of not using your real name or your photo as the main image on this page. Now you can customize this page with all the alternative truths you’ve told your mistress synching it all up and making it all seem that much more legitimate.

Avoid Participating Groups, Forums, and Blog Comments
When you participate in a group, forum, or comment on a blog you’ll leave your digital footprint. You never know if your mistress could be reading or participating as well and all of a sudden realize that you have another page that she didn’t know about. If you don’t use a photo of yourself as your main image (as recommended above) you can reduce the chances of getting caught this way, but If you really feel the necessity to participate you probably want to create another page/identity for this purpose only.

Following the methods I described will go a long way to keeping your infidelity under wraps (the theme song for this blog, check out the link to the song from a couple of blogs ago).
If you have any methods to hide your infidelity on MySpace I might have missed, please add in your comments.

MySpace like most social networking sites are easy ways to add women to your rotation, but also great rotation killers if you’re careless, don’t ever forget that when you’re contacting a new woman you’re planning to cheat on your girlfriend with.

Take Care,
A.C.


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Thursday, March 13, 2008

On Vacation With My Girlfriend and Still Cheating On Her


I went on a short trip to Las Vegas last week with my girlfriend.

Cheers to all of you who were there and I saw you but didn’t know you.

While there I decided to try out a method of cheating on my girl that I had been thinking about for while, but haven’t had the chance implement; Cheating on her while we’re on vacation together.

At first it sounds too far fetched for it to be true, or better yet, for it to actually work. At least that’s what I thought when it first occurred to me.

But the more I thought about it, the more I wanted to see if it could be done, and I came up with a plan that I carried out last week.

First a little background on my current girlfriend; she likes to gamble, takes gratuitous advantage of the free drinks, gets tired early, and likes to be in bed by midnight.
My ability to cheat on her revolved exclusively on the previous description, otherwise I would be out of luck, quite common in Vegas.

What I was banking on was to make sure she had a long day walking around from hotel to hotel, spending the evening playing the slots, encouraging her to keep ordering the free drinks hoping all that would take its toll around midnight.

My scheme worked to perfection, she was lights out closer to 11:30 than midnight. I walked her back up to our room; a gentleman I am, and made sure she got tucked in.

But how do you get out of the room, aren’t you worried she’ll wake up and you’re not there?
Yes, that is what up my plan for a few months, the trick of getting back out. Now the thought of just letting her go to the room by herself and staying in casino gambling had crossed my mind. But that’s too flimsy, dependent on my choice that could be altered by a whiny or angry girlfriend who wants you to go to bed with her.

I simply couldn’t take that chance.

So to address this specific problem I decided that I needed help. What I did was have one of my buddies meet me in Vegas so we could go out. This was a reasonable way to get out of the room, letting her know that my buddy was arriving late and wanted to get couple of drinks when he got there, knowing that she would be too tired to join us, all I had to do was to tire her out.

The plan worked like a charm, my buddy arrived around 12:45 a.m. and we hit a couple of hotel bars by 1:00 am, just in time for the women who are looking to hook to start filtering out of the clubs.

(Full disclosure, we went to a different hotel just to make sure we didn’t run into my girlfriend in case she wandered down to look for us, also made sure that my buddy booked a room in a neighboring hotel, just for another degree of separation).

You have to make sure that if you follow this plan that your friend that arrives late is trustworthy and knows how to keep his mouth shut. Fortunately, my buddy has been keeping my indiscretions quiet since junior year of high school, he’s tested and true.

As for the rest of the evening…

My buddy and I met two women, dressed scantily I might add, at the first hotel bar we hit. We chatted them up making sure that they were staying at a different hotel than the one my girlfriend I were calling home, exchanged numbers (my buddy’s phone, not mine), told them we’d call them later to heighten their anticipation, then headed to another hotel bar.

The second bar had a mediocre selection of women to chose from but we still hung around and had a couple of drinks. Eventually, the two scantily dressed women texted us and we met them back at the first bar. Instead of buying them drinks there (Vegas is outrageously expensive) we invited them back to my friend’s room, who just happened to have a nice selection of liqueur in his room, imagine that.

They agreed to join us without much debate, and we spent most of the night partying there, good thing he got a room with two beds.

Around 5am I headed out, back to my trusting girlfriend, leaving my buddy with the two girls fast asleep. Sneaking out of one girl’s bed in the morning, only to sneak back into another one’s a little while later, it never gets boring.

I made sure to wash up in my buddy’s bathroom before I left, smelling like another girl’s perfume would have been a fatal mistake.

On the cab ride back to my hotel, I was getting worried about what I would tell my girlfriend if she happened to be awake waiting for me. On the elevator ride up to my floor, and the long walk back to my room my trepidation built. Had I gone to far, would this be the gambit that finally gets me caught?

Fuck it! I opened the door quietly, walked in and saw my girl still sleeping soundly. A wave of relief washed away my worries. Damn I slept well.

Take Care,
A.C.

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